Franz Kafka T-Shirt
Franz Kafka joins the Novel-T league from Bohemia, where he left his desk job in insurance each day to become the pride of the Prague pitcher's mound.
As a middle reliever who often gets the loss even after not allowing a baserunner, Kafka's career has often been a trial. He's credited with taking part in some of the strangest plays in the history of baseball. He helped execute the first 1-6-4-3-2-1-2-1-2-1-4-2-4-3-6-1 put out, hit into a double play when no one was on base, and even managed to strike out one pitch.
In a game against the National Puncs, he set the record for walking seven times in one game when he mysteriously showed up to the park as an insect, making it impossible for Kurt Vonnegut, the opposing pitcher, to throw a strike.