Captain Ahab T-Shirt
Captain Ahab T-Shirt
Captain Ahab T-Shirt

Captain Ahab T-Shirt

$24.95

The Captain of the American Canons, Ahab, is the oldest pitcher in the league. The crafty veteran knows how to bring the heat, though sometimes he looks more like he's throwing at – rather than to – his catcher, Moby-Dick.

Ahab has been known to take the mound angry and sometimes befuddle his team with decisions that don't have the ball club's best interests in mind. He, however, is a natural leader and has nailed a coupon for a free hotdog to a post in the locker-room should anyone hit a game-winning homerun.

Ahab's fabled bat, one that a thousand yoke of fiends could not part, is rumored to be spiked with nail-stubbs of horse shoes and baptized to the devil in heathen blood. Perhaps this accounts for Ahab's massive power to the opposite field.

The Ahab shirt is perfect for fans of the man and his story, or any other salty dog who knows there's an "aye" in team.

 

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