Captain Ahab T-Shirt
Captain Ahab T-Shirt
Captain Ahab T-Shirt

Captain Ahab T-Shirt

$24.95

The Captain of the American Canons, Ahab is the oldest pitcher in the league. The crafty veteran who knows how to bring the heat, though sometimes he looks more like he's throwing atrather than tohis catcher, Moby-Dick.

Ahab has been known to take the mound angry, and sometimes befuddles his team with decisions that don't seem to have the ballclub's best interests in mind. However, he is a natural leader, and has nailed a coupon for a free hotdog to a post in the locker-room should anyone hit a game winning homerun.

Ahab's fabled bat, one that a thousand yoke of fiends could not part, is rumored to be spiked with nail-stubbs of horse shoes and baptized to the devil in heathen blood. Perhaps this accounts for Ahab's massive power to the opposite field.

The Ahab shirt is perfect for fans of the man, his story, or any other salty dog who knows that "There is an aye in team."

 

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