Dorothy Parker T-Shirt
Recently brought up from the minors, where she played for the Algonquin Roundtablers, Dorothy Parker is one of the freshest faces on the American Canons squad. Known far and wide for the "cracks" of her bat and her all-around sharp play, "Dot" Parker is that she was a Jersey Shore native and is the only Novel-T player with Academy Award nominations.
One of the most vocal of the Canons in the clubhouse, Parker brings smiles to her teammates' faces before each game when she enters the locker room exclaiming, "What fresh hell is this?"
Novel-T wishes to thank the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People for authorizing the use of Dorothy Parker's name.